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LIFE UNDAH DA SEE, is bedda den anyting dey got up dere!

da sea weed is always greenah, in sum bod ee else-

HOLY TAPDANCING FUCK

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CHRIST WTF

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I am now leaving the office to take my Mother home from the hospital, which has released her into my Father’s care.

Thankyougoodbye. 

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NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt

In forty five minutes, NASA will announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years.  Could this be the famed hypothetical planet Zecharia Sitchin is alleged to have uncovered in ancient Sumerian texts?  Is verification of the legendary Nibiru just beyond the cusp of the current hour?

Quoth Wikipedia:

Sitchin’s theory proposes the planets Tiamat and Nibiru. Tiamat supposedly existed between Mars and Jupiter. He postulated that it was a thriving world in a much differently shaped solar system, with jungles and oceans, whose orbit was disrupted by the arrival of a large planet or very small star (less than twenty times the size of Jupiter) which passed through the solar system between 65 million and four billion years ago. The new orbits caused Tiamat to collide with one of the moons of this object, which is known as Nibiru. The debris from this collision are thought by the theory’s proponents to have variously formed the asteroid belt, the moon, and the current incarnation of the planet Earth.

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