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Livejournal Content Strike?

Really?  I fuckin’ lolled.  No offense intended to anyone who’s incensed by whatever doings the dark bloglords of LJ have done to piss you off this time, but come on.  That’s retarded.

I need to let everyone here know that my voice sounds absolutely fucking stupid when it’s recorded.  However, if I mess with the pitch in Audacity…-7% seems to be the sweet spot…it is considerably less so, at least by my reckoning.   Audio is a force I’m far from mastering.  It is a new, challenging medium for me, and I’m not sure how deeply I plan on researching the options available.  Still fun though!

Unrelated, there’s a track up @ Beatswamp that’s all about software piracy.  It’s pretty hilarious.

Finnish rapping about piracy

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The Future of American Scientific Competetiveness

This was written today by a pal of mine who’s a physicist here in Minnesota. Thought I’d help spread the word - ya never know who might be reading this and can help out.

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Hello everyone. This announcement pertains to particle physics, none-the-less you may not stop reading now. The congressional funding bill for 2008 has reduced the budget to Fermilab so significantly, that the lab will have to layoff many employees and halt all R&D on upcoming projects. There is an article in the Chicago Tribune (and virtually no where else). This might not seem like a big deal in a world where terrorists have been attacking our imaginations, but if the bill passes as it is at the end of this week, the future of high-energy particle physics will effectively be killed in the United States. Large numbers of physicists will have to move to other countries to continue their work, and America will lose its position as the world leader of cutting edge particle physics. This will have a devastating impact on the University of Minnesota’s physics department as well. The NOVA project was scheduled to begin construction next year, and the U had been awarded $36M for construction and R&D. The NOVA project will be halted for the next year, and potentially killed for good if this bill passes.

If any of you knows somebody that can get in touch with Amy Klobuchar or Norm Coleman, please forward them the article above. This is extremely important, not just to me, but to the future of American scientific competetiveness.

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Feds: Doc Overprescribed Benoit

TMZ has learned that federal prosecutors say doctors overprescribed testosterone to wrestler Chris Benoit in order to combat a hormone condition.The revelation comes to light as new court papers have been filed in the criminal case against Benoit’s personal physician, Dr. Phil Astin. The Feds have charged Astin with overprescribing medication to two other patients, and are expected to file more charges against him.The AP reports Benoit had roughly ten times the normal level of testosterone in his system when he died.

Cops say Benoit strangled his wife Nancy and 7-year-old son, then hanged himself last June in their Atlanta home. One theory suspects so-called “roid rage” as a reason for the killings.

BENOIT
Thanks to my man Dewey for the heads up.
10 Times the normal level of testosterone? The average “score” for a normal dude is 300…so does that mean he had a “score ” of 3,000??? That’s pretty crazy. I definitely want to follow this story as it unfolds.
Semi-related: Why wasn’t this douchebag covered with pimples? I’ve been on this shit for a month and my face looks like Pompei after the eruption of Vesuvious. I am lumpy and red and shiny and sore. Seriously, I feel like I’m 13 again face-wise. BOY AM I ALSO HELLA GREASY. Raahh. No rage, though, at least not really.
Last night my doltish little sister left my mom’s keys in the car and the car got STOLEN. Then the cops found the car ditched behind a local bar, perfectly intact. My family believes that this may have been a calculated strike against my sister, since there exist forces in her life that are dramatic, childish and ridiculous. Were her enemies tracking her like an animal? Had they formulated a gambit of reasonable probability, crunched the numbers and deduced exactly where and at what point she would invariably abandon one of (if not THE) most indispensable component of the ignition sequence? HAVE CRIMINAL SUPER-GENIUSES CLOAKED THEMSELVES IN CAMOUFLAGE OF EBON MIDNIGHT AND DECLARED A SILENT WAR AGAINST MY ESPERANZA? IS LAST NIGHT BUT THE FIRST STITCH IN A SKEIN OF ASSAILMENT AGAINST THOSE THAT SHARE MY BLOOD?
Only time will tell.
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Owen Wilson tried to kill himself? :(

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Owen Wilson tried to kill himself.

owen wilson suicide atempt

Owen Wilson is reportedly in a serious condition in a Los Angeles hospital after a suspected suicide attempt.

The Wedding Crashers star was admitted to St John’s hospital in Los Angeles yesterday after the police department responded to a medical assistance call from the fire department around midday, according to website and newspaper reports.

He was then transferred by ambulance to another LA hospital around 4pm, where his condition was initially listed as “grim” but has since been stabilized.

 
 

A well known Los Angeles criminal attorney and police were reportedly present at the hospital. Wilson’s two brothers were also there.

This is all jacked/hotlinked from thewalkingman..who also wrote two cool articles about Quantum Leap.  Go check’em out.

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you gotta be freaking kidding me

In the new “Transformers: Animated” continuity…Laserbeak’s alternate form is a GUITAR. For SOUNDWAVE. WHO USES A PICK TO PLAY HIM IN BATTLE.

ugh

Well, based on the above @ least. I don’t really know for sure.

Anyway, kinda reminds me of this:

Retarded

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I’m Sick Of My Blog Not Working

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Pow Web is the Real Media of Web Hosts.

IT’S TRUE

Well, yeah…it works NOW.  After about 40 bajillionn Universal Rebirth Cycles.  And it’s running slow again anyway.  Code-Slinger says that Wordpress is inherently slow, and part of the problem…but I still say that Pow Web is the main culprit.

I must learn patience.  Breath deep…

I thought the following were senior funnypants juarez:

lol

heee

haaaa

 

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Tell Me

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Does this mean that I CAN’T say that I think America going to War in Iraq had a whole helluvabunch more to do with monetary interests than not?    Does this mean that I CAN’T say that President George Walker Bush Junior is a Goddamn war-mongering asshole?  Does this mean I CAN’T say that I think the war in Iraq is a clusterfuck of abject horror and I disagree with it? 

Just checking.  I don’t want you bastards to come and take all of my stuff.

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My Planet Is Covered With Idiots

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Ghost Riding The Whip is RETARDED.  Let there be no misunderstanding here.

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Ghost Riding The Whip
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Snagged from my friend Noah.

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