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HADOUKEN

ROBODUDE

MODIFIED DELOREAN

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RUBBISH

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Hillary - 306 Delegates/Barack - 235 Delegates :(

haaaa

my penis

toot

I CAME BEARS

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Wolverine and The X-Men Looks Shit Hot

For real!  Comic nerds, please to be watching zer trailer.

The studio provided the following description of the series:

When an explosive event shatters the lives of the X-Men and takes away their mentor, the beaten heroes walk away from it all.

But then they’re given a rare glimpse into the future, and see a world in utter ruin, ruled by giant destructive robots. A world that spiraled out of control because the X-Men had given up.

So now the most legendary of all X-Men takes the lead - Wolverine! Reuniting these broken heroes, Wolverine embarks on the ultimate mission - to prevent the world’s destruction.

To rescue us from ourselves. To save the future.

I know the “cool” thing (well, we’re talking comics…so…y’know what?  Fuck off, comics are insanely fuckin’ cool) is to hate on BubSnikt because he’s IN everything…and, more and more, takes center stage on most of the media he appears in…but fuck it.  I agree that the character is hella over-exposed, but that happened for a reason:  He’s a fun, deep dude to experience.  I’m not gonna start slobbing his surely uncircumcised knob here, because I am on-board with the whole “omg he iz evruwhurr” sentiment - but let’s call this shit like it is.  Dude’s a badass.  Also, in regards to the above media, it seems that Beast is the main secondary character in this latest continuity!  That alone makes me wanna drag my dick across the screen when Gabby ain’t lookin’.   It’s been awhile since we’ve seen animated, adult X-Men.  I hereby dub myself “excited”.

WOLVERINE AND THE X MEN

My Internet is being ten different kinds of retarded right now.  I don’t think there’s anything in this reality that upsets me more than epicene fucking internet.  I gotta do something here…but what?

Today is the annual celebration of my Father being squirted from my Grandmother.  He seems to have had a happy day, so cool.

Only fourteen more days until I’m thirty.

Now - Some random images:

Fat Kids Are Badass

Bug with egg sacs

ENVY

LJ is for Gay People

HAYDEN

Trent Reznor Likes Dudes

Dogs In Pursuit

Tree Fiddy

CUTS ARE FOR PUSSIES 

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Out For Delivery

UPS said that this should be delivered today:

Acer AL2223Wd Black-Silver 22″ 5ms DVI Widescreen LCD Monitor with HDCP Support 300 cd/m2 800:1 Built in Speakers - Retail

BOIIING.  The balance of my components should be arriving on the morrow!

Today is the anniversary of the day my female hatch-mate (potentially) first drew breath.  She has been pestering me in various ways for nineteen years, now…and while the specific contours of our lives may sometimes bring us into conflict, I love her with all the depth and terror of the darkest, most unknowable subterranean trench the vastness of the human imagination can compose…plus one.  Imagine bottomless.  Add one more increment of measure.  There ya go.

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(I got a higher-rez pic o’ this somewhere)

After recently re-activating my Flickr Account (and how fucking sinister is it that you gotta pay to get at your memories?), I found some old uploaded pics that I wanted to bring to the forefront:

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I may post some more o’ these later on, but SOME OF US HAVE WORK TO DO THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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peekchurrz

peekchurrz

TMNT!

DS AIDS

GAY BATMAN

FRESH DOG SPERM

FUNNY DOG

ADAMA SALUTE

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Paying small bills early makes me do this

paying-small-bills-early-makes-me-do-this

DANCING PANFLUTE MAN

It is superior, whereas not doing so is inferior.

SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR

The following made me lol:

ASH EVIL DEAD MENSES

LOL HAMSTER

KID FIGHT

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Behind The Curve

behind-the-curve

So I finally started playing Twilight Princess.  Lemme tell ya:  It doesn’t suck.  More later.

I am 75% positive that I’ve abandoned Eternal Sonata.  I mean, I KINDA give a shit about mineral powder, I guess, but not enough to just continuously dominate every battle I happen upon without fail no matter what, obviating the point.  MaaaAAAANNN…I SO dig Chopin in that game, too.  Dude’s a badass.  Maybe I’m not as done with it as I’d like to think.

BORING DOT ORG.

In lieu of real content, here’s some pictures and such:

Devastator

(Click for bigger)

AKUMA ANIMATED GIF

ZOMBIE ANIMATED GIF

OFFICE STANLY ANIMATED GIF

GUNTAKU ANIMATED GIF

YOSHI BETRAYED

OPTIMUS PRIME ANIMATED GIF

CHRONO TRIGGER ANIMATED GIF

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I’m Sick Of My Blog Not Working

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Pow Web is the Real Media of Web Hosts.

ITS TRUE

Well, yeah…it works NOW. After about 40 bajillionn Universal Rebirth Cycles. And it’s running slow again anyway. Code-Slinger says that Wordpress is inherently slow, and part of the problem…but I still say that Pow Web is the main culprit.

I must learn patience. Breath deep…

I thought the following were senior funnypants juarez:

lol

heee

haaaa

 

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