Heath Ledger’s overdose has been ruled as accidental.  Good for his memory.  He had quite a cocktail going, though…the six drugs found in his system were oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine.  Sounds like someone’s ex-doctor needs a good kick in the nuts.  Unless they weren’t prescribed?  Not sure…I’ve read that he had drug issues…

Such an egregious loss though, man.  Paraphrasing words that Aeamek and Gabby have said, it is absolutely sick that the dude went out that way…I mean, this is a world where an unbridled scagg like Amy Winehouse continues to suck.   Why can SHE, like, rectally administer herself fistfuls of greased crack rock and still make it to court the next day?  Her continued existence is inexplicable.  I’m not saying that I want her to die or anything, it just doesn’t seem fair.

BLARRGG.  God she’s gross.  Fully abhorrent.  I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.

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DING DING DING DING

That was the correct answer! You win the presidency!

We would have also accepted nearly anything stated by Republican hopeful Ron “I kinda make Josh wanna cross party lines sometimes” Paul.

I sit here…and I think. I muse. I PONDER. On the one hand, I like the cut of Obama’s jib. He’s said a lot of great stuff, and if I maintain my course…I’m gonna vote for him. Hell, I voted for him this morning. I dig the idea of the leader of the free world swinging a big fat dick at all of our problems; it gives me a small measure of confidence. I think that he will ultimately be a good thing for the planet.

That second video, though, man…shit. It’s epic in scope. It makes me wanna stand back to back with Ron Paul in a darkened alleyway and assist in the ass-beating of all kinds of monsters. I haven’t felt like we have an actual shot at having a superhero run the country since Al Gore…and, I gotta tell ya, Ron Paul’s got that kinda mojo. The things he states in the above clip, to me, get at the core of issues that NEED to be addressed. I don’t see him wearing God on his lapel like The Creator is a fucking Pokemon Badge, I don’t see him bringing God into the picture to convince sheep that he’s got “morals”. I don’t hear him bleating the same shit I’ve heard all the other parasites state the near-entirety of my life. I don’t hear him lying.

I GUARANTEE I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about nine times outta ten…but I can’t watch the above clip and not come out of it thinking that Ron Paul is an utterly heroic figure. Dead set on fixing things in a fashion that makes sense to me, from Health Care to Taxes…from governmental transparency and accountability…to this thrice-cursed fucking war that is counter-intuitive to any decent thought.

I am of the opinion - and I’ve stated this before, trust me, I say it all the fucking time - that the two party system is complete shit. Puppet Vs Puppet, all along the goddamn watchtower. I may have to prove it to myself by going Republican. Ron Paul seems to be the dude that can make that title mean something to me beyond what it does now.

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Well, yeah…it works NOW.� After about 40 bajillionn Universal Rebirth Cycles.� And it’s running slow again anyway.� Code-Slinger says that Wordpress is inherently slow, and part of the problem…but I still say that Pow Web is the main culprit.

I must learn patience.� Breath deep…

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Does this mean that I CAN’T say that I think America going to War in Iraq had a whole helluvabunch more to do with monetary interests than not?��� Does this mean that I CAN’T say that President George Walker Bush Junior is a Goddamn war-mongering asshole?� Does this mean I CAN’T say that I think the war in Iraq is a clusterfuck of abject horror and I disagree with it?�

Just checking.� I don’t want you bastards to come and take all of my stuff.

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Bush gave $43 million to Taliban 4 months before 9/11

by redstatehatemonitor

Fri Jul 13, 2007 at 06:57:43 PM PDT

�The U.S has repeatedly made a “drug war exception” in its foreign policy towards brutal regimes. Perhaps the worst example of this “drug war exception” policy occurred just four months before 9/11 when the Bush Administration sent 43 Million dollars to the Taliban in Afghanistan.

• redstatehatemonitor’s diary :: ::

The Bush Administration sent the 43 Million dollars to reward the Taliban Government for it’s declaring that opium growing is against the will of God.

The Bush administration gave this money to the Taliban with the full knowledge that Osama Bin Laden was in Afghanistan operating his Al Qaeda terror network. To make matters worse Bin Laden had already launched the 1998 attacks on our embassies in Kenya and Tanzania which left 225 people dead and injured more than 4,000. If that wasn’t bad enough Bin Laden had also ordered the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole which left 17 sailors dead along with another 39 injured. Had Bush forgotten that President Clinton had bombed Bin Ladens terrorist camps in Afghanistan in retaliation for these attacks ? The Bush administration also conveniently ignored the fact that the Taliban brutally oppressed the female population of Afghanistan. The Taliban also tortured and executed it’s opponents and required religious minorities to wear clothing that marked them as non Muslims which was similar to what the NAZI’s had done to the Jews , Gypsies, and Gays.

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