Splatterblog!

We have made $809.20 before the first fish fillet has even been fried. 

Your collective generosity, people, is absolutely staggering.  Thank you - all of you, including the random goodwill strangers brought here by the blogs of others - for helping my Mom in her time of need.  I swear by all I hold Holy that I shan’t use your donations for new Transformers.

I’ve been rendered rather wordless.  I feel like a douche for putting this out there in the first place, but what you’ve done (and continue to do…as it seems money is still rolling in) will truly help the family’s situation a great deal.

“Thanks” just doesn’t seem enough.  It is my sincere hope that the karmic implications of your assistance deeply impact your lives…in a fashion that reverberates throughout the totality of them.   I want the echoes of your charity to clang against the confines of your skulls.  Feel good about yourselves, and don’t forget that you’ve done a positive thing here.  I know I sure as hell won’t.