Splatterblog!

SO. Everyone here should probably know by now what the deal is with my mom…if not, allow me to summarize with some TL;DR.  Fucking Splatterblog just ate a good chunk of this post, so I’m gonna have to use linkage:

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 My mom won’t wake up. 

One Surprise Brain Surgery Later

Mother, I tap this card for you:

from yon mountainops

Crazy Shit My Mom Has Said Since Brain Surgery

need more vibes

i want candy

Bummertown

We finally got to take her home on Friday, 05/16/08. Tons more has happened that I’ve omitted. It’s been a rough couple of months.  Her being trapped at the hospital for so long…scared, confused, not able to trust her own brains…probably the worst aspect of all of this.  She still talks crazy sometimes.  Cannot walk, or go to the bathroom without assistance…but even the most casual observer can see that she’s improved drastically.  We get conflicting data from her 2 docs - one, her oncologist, who says she does NOT have cancer and that the chemo port installation was just a precautionary measure, and TWO - her doc at the hospital, who says that she does INDEED still have cancer and was a total bag of dicks when he dropped the news. We find out in a month after her next MRI what the actual deal is, and we remain hopeful.

Duppy55 scant moments before Brain Surgery:

Duppy55 a few weeks after Brain Surgery:

However - and this here is where we get down to the meat and potatoes - the Social Security benefits are still potentially a year off. Our combined personal savings are gonna run out in three months.

CUE THE FISH FRY.

FUCK THE BREAST CANCER FISH FRY BENEFIT!!

“Come join our family for some food and fun as we help raise money for Ann “Duppy” Maynard!”

Sunday, May 25th from 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM
The Lucky Strike Bar
130 North Broadway street
Fellsmere, Florida
32948