Splatterblog!

#1 - Scrubs coming back for another season, just on a different network?

#2 - First 10 pages of “Secret Invasion” are up at EW:

(good luck getting it to load…I think I’ve already been spoiled, though. Stupid 4chan >:I)

# 3 - CONCERT PANTHER MADE A BEATSWAMP POST

Surely this is a sign of the oncoming apocalypse.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; Zech. 6.2, 6 and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And sayeth he unto me, “Concert Panther hath madeth a Beatswamp post, and woe be unto those that read it not. I am so seriously you guys.”

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Especially Brittney Spears and such…mainly because I feel bad for the chick (seriously, leave that poor girl alone).  Lothar of the Hill People and Vapida Ojos Los Muerte bore the absolute shit out of me, so - generally - I feel that they are beneath my mention.  The high standards of Splatterblog mandate that I keep the air relatively clean.  Each and every topic is selected for maximum freshness.   We discuss IMPORTANT THINGS here, and there’s not enough time in the day to cover any nonsense.  It’s about integrity, folks.
Amy Winehouse, though…yeah.  There we go.  There’s some potent material for a post.  There’s a cavernous pit to mine for fetid ore, surely.  Pondering her diseased spiral into ever-further abhorrence scratches a nameless itch of mine, one that doesn’t exactly speak to how great of a person I am internally.  It isn’t a good itch, certainly, and I honestly feel bad for paying it heed…we must each do as we will, however.  Anyway, there’s something to be said for giving in to the primal nature of certain urges.   That said:

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Alhough, honestly…you could execute a similar equation regarding myself and taco bell…so I probably shouldn’t talk.  Either way:  CRACK IS WHACK.  Thus endeth the sermon.

(young amy winehouse image courtesy of fortysevenbteg)

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aahhh.  aheh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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>On DVD and Blu-ray October 28, 2008.

>Not since Greta Garbo made her talking film debut has the sound of a voice been so wildly anticipated! For the first time ever, one of Disney’s most beloved and classic characters will speak in Tinker Bell, a brand-new, original film coming to DVD and Blu-ray disc on October 28, 2008.

>Produced by DisneyToon Studios, Tinker Bell opens the doors to the amazing, enchanting world of Pixie Hollow, home to the gorgeous and glittering Disney Fairies. With some of Hollywood’s most talented actors lending their voices to the cast, Tinker Bell is sure to delight fans of the world’s most famous fairy.

CDPECK. I CALL UPON THEE TO BREAK THY VOWS OF NON LJ DISCUSSION.

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