Subscribe To Splatterblog and Receive Daily WinI ripped ALLL of this from my buddy Mattmek:
THE FLASH
GREEN LANTERN
SUPERMAN
MARTIAN MANHUNTER
WONDER WOMAN
THE GODDAMN BATMAN
ALL ABOARD THE BONER TRAIN
TOOT TOOT
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Common to play Roadblock in GI JOE Film? Musician-turned-actor Common told MTV that he could become a convention regular for yet another reason. “On the movie side, Common said he was being offered the part of Road Block in the ‘G.I. Joe’ movie, but nothing has been solidified yet.”
iii wasss onnccee a maaannnn
All snagged from thatdamnninja, since I obviously fail at content generation:
Be a part of history! You probably only have until the end of today to become one of the (first!) MILLION people to contribute directly to the Obama campaign. I’m not the richest guy in the world but I managed to find $10 to put into the hat. This is the first time I’ve ever given any amount of money to somebody who was ‘just’ in the primaries, and I did it because I’m starting to feel a glimmer of hope for our country. If you’re starting to feel positive about things or simply looking for a reason to get involved, I urge you to contribute today 
harrr.
To the one hundred and two of you that visited Beatswamp yesterday, I thank you.
To the rest of you that DID NOT: Suck my balls. Or, you know, go check it out today
Via coolbluereason…I’m just gonna snag his content, hope he doesn’t mind:
day after day, i hear something about hillary clinton that makes me want to barf on myself. her NEWEST attempt at knocking barack obama down is this:
she (or her campaign, whatever) goes and releases this picture of barack obama
obama’s campaign calls this “the most shameful, offensive fear-mongering we’ve seen from either party in this election.” and with good reason! with so many people already saying they wouldn’t vote for him because his middle name is hussein or because his his last name is too close to osama, what better than to show him in some garb that isn’t a suit or a tee shirt and jeans or a bathing suit?
but that isn’t the best part!
so clinton’s camp releases this, it hits the internerd, and obama’s campaign manager calls her out on her shit, clinton’s campaign releases THIS:
“Enough.
If Barack Obama’s campaign wants to suggest that a photo of him wearing traditional Somali clothing is divisive, they should be ashamed. Hillary Clinton has worn the traditional clothing of countries she has visited and had those photos published widely.
This is nothing more than an obvious and transparent attempt to distract from the serious issues confronting our country today and to attempt to create the very divisions they claim to decry.
We will not be distracted.”
so let me get this straight:
1. release picture of opposing candidate dressed like a muslim when it’s widely known that his father was a muslim and there are people in america that blindly hate muslims because of terrorist attacks.
2. await outrage from opposing side.
3. say “oh! why are you angry, opposing side? we just released that picture for fun. if you guys are angry, that means you guys are racist!”
4. ????
5. profit!
but, of course, the damage is already done. they fire some page and say “oops! our bad!” and they have one less person to pay and a bunch of angry idiots going “I SAW HIM WITH A DIAPER ON HIS HEAD WHITE POWER!” or whatever. what a dirty ass tactic! i didn’t hate her at first. but now i hate her. she’s being a big, stupid ass baby.
god, i hope she ROLLS THE CAR.
Samplebitch made this:
…and then someone bought him an account on FARK.
True story.
Sphere: Related ContentFinally…after almost three months of development:…PROJECT FANNY BATTER IS GO
Beatswamp.com is an MP3 and Music News blog manned by
Samplebitch (Skunk Ape)
Tekalpha (Gilbert C Gator)
Mookieguy (Concert Panther)
Mrfurious (Madrock Recidivist)
and
Alien8r (Monkey On A Keyboard)
It’s a great feeling to finally have it done and going…we already have posts, we’re already streaming music…I’m very happy with it. It’s been awhile since my drawing has been used in an endeavor of any sort, so I’m absot00tely giddy about the whole thing. We may throw an actual podcast together soon.
THE BEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO FOR ME is go and check it out. Stream some choice, hand-selected music to your browser and let us know what you think. If you dig what we’ve thrown together so far, then add the site to your RSS Reader and let the rocking continue unabated. Share the site with your Friend List. Link to it on your blog, and I’ll drop you one from Splatterblog. It is TOTALLY free, and the whole point of it is to share music and thoughts about music with the greater internet. Many, many more posts are coming…we have a team of contributers at-the-ready, each with a different smattering of musical proclivity…so chances are high that you’ll be introduced to artists that you enjoy. IT IS WIN. MASSIVE, EFFING WIN.
Give it a go! Let us know what you think!
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I forget
How totally awesome
Gargoyles was
DAMN. That’s some epic shit right there. They don’t make cartoons like that any more…I’m not sure they ever did, outside of this’n. Good on ya, child hood.
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