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I deleted offensive language from this image, thereby increasing the humor.  DOCTOR JOSH STRIKES AGAIN

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A Film Student submits a report on the now-legendary (but still reprehensible) 2girls1cup video that made the rounds awhile back. Hilarity ensues. I could be a dick and point out some grammatical errors that the teacher missed, but I already blow myself enough on this etherspace. Wouldn’t wanna come off as immodest.

Via Mookieguy (who really needs to formulate a post on Beatswamp GDI):

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UNRELATED: Did you know that Bruce Banner (alternate ego of The Incredible Hulk) was almost raped by two violent, 80’s-era homosexuals? It’s true! This exists in actual Marvel Universe continuity. Allow me to share:

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Crazy, huh? For all of you jerks that didn’t just read it, here’s a summary of events from PerryMooreStories.com:

Then Marvel’s Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter writes a story depicting Bruce Banner’s near-rape at the hands of predatory gay men in the shower of a YMCA. In issue #23 of “The Incredible Hulk,” (1980) Banner escapes and cries, “God, what were they going to do to me! Oh my god…how can anyone? It, it seemed like a nightmare when it was happening, but, Lord, now…It was real!! They were really going to….! Then Banner transforms into The Hulk.

You wanna know the most fucked up part? Uatu The Watcher DEFINITELY saw this happen.

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THE NEW IRON MAN TRAILER.  Absorb it.  Let it permeate your inner coggles so that you may rejoice all up in this motherfucker.  I CANNOT believe how perfect it looks.  It’s all I can do to keep from blanketing the cosmos in nerd-flavored ejaculate.  SO AWESOME.

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what.

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I would like to take this opportunity to cream about Street Fighter Four.

NEVER MIND.  I just googled “cream” @ work and now I regret it.  Have this instead:

That image looks best against a white background.

UNRETATA:

I didn’t win the lottery.  This is annoying.

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Get used to this site being pimped.  I’m wicked proud of it

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Mookieguy doesn’t like spoilers.  I just tried to get him to watch a 30 second clip from Season 4 of Battlestar Galactica:

Gah.  Can’t wait.

Okay, so, programming now.  Gotta go.

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