Splatterblog!

UPS said that this should be delivered today:

BOIIING.  The balance of my components should be arriving on the morrow!

Today is the anniversary of the day my female hatch-mate (potentially) first drew breath.  She has been pestering me in various ways for nineteen years, now…and while the specific contours of our lives may sometimes bring us into conflict, I love her with all the depth and terror of the darkest, most unknowable subterranean trench the vastness of the human imagination can compose…plus one.  Imagine bottomless.  Add one more increment of measure.  There ya go.

(I got a higher-rez pic o’ this somewhere)

After recently re-activating my Flickr Account (and how fucking sinister is it that you gotta pay to get at your memories?), I found some old uploaded pics that I wanted to bring to the forefront:

I may post some more o’ these later on, but SOME OF US HAVE WORK TO DO THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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Found Via Mysterious Universe:

Strange object found on Mars

December 22, 2007, Thu 1:28 PM Science

Alexander Novgorodov, the reader of the portal R&D.CNews from Moscow Region, has pointed to an object of unusual morphology found on Mars images made by the spacecraft Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.

On the images taken from the orbit an unusual mountain formation is depicted, which seems to have resulted from weathering (erosion) and is located amid the frozen ocean. The given formation drop-like shape (in section), its evidently erosion origin and the unusual structure at the base, which might be conventionally called a ‘door’ for its physical resemblance, are of interest.

The object unusual form and the presence of a ‘door’ do not mean the mountain formation is of artificial origin. The mentioned peculiarities are of primary interest because of their morphology.

The other images sent by our reader depict another formation of unusual shape resembling a pyramid with a regular polygon at the base.

Inside?  MARTIAN BOOBIES

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Raise your hand if you didn’t sleep well last night.

Outside of myself, I know of three others.  Them + me = one more than three, a number which ebbs towards the larger notion of “a few“.  I did not have nightmares, specifically…in fact, I think my dreams were cool last night.  Very vivid.  Of course I am unable to RECALL the fuckers just now, but I stand by what I said.  I was up and out of bed by 4:45, back into it @ 6:45.

Let’s pool our resources here.

In other news, Ben Grundy is the cat’s pajamas.

In other OTHER news, I’m gonna be ordering the following very soon:

and the following:

ALSO ALSO - An animated gif of Heath Ledger as The Joker:

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This movie may rock harder than any movie that has come before it.

Who knew, you guys?  WHO KNEW that the smoldering cutie from the classic American Teen flick “10 Things I Hate About You” would one day provide the world with the strongest Joker since Mark Hamil?

PS here he is naked

This post is way gayer than I meant it to be, but what can be done?  I appreciate things of quality.  Heath Ledger’s Joker most definitely qualifies, at least so far.

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Hey, !

I appreciate that you’re looking for “best bud jerk offs” via Google Argentina, really.  I don’t give a shit how whomever busts WHATEVER nut they’re lookin’ ta spurt, so long as no one’s being hurt…and that’s on the real.  I hella respect the sanctity* of your kink, and not just because typing this sentence reminds me of titties under water*.  I need to state, however, that the fact that Splatterblog populated in your search results entertains me to no end.

I gotta be careful, dudes.  Google may eventually think this is a porn site and rebuke my Adsense account.  That’s a cool 3 bucks every Unfathomable Universal Epoch I’d be losing.

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SWEET FANCY MOSES, GOOD TIMES.  I ordered it @ 7:30 AM today…and have heard good things about Newegg’s shipping protocols…I hope the legends be true.  I am salivating over building this new machine!  It’s my first Intel-based computer, so there’s an added dimension of excitement to the proceedings…and as long as we’re on that topic, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Code-Slinger, foxx, and tcgiant for alla their input regarding benchmarks, dream rigs and customization preferences.

Next big purchase:   a microphone for MU.  I’d like to start throwing my hat in there.  Maybe I can use my Skype Headset..it wasn’t functioning well under Vista on my soon-to-be-old rig.  It was difficult to participate in chats and what not…a “Max Headroom”-ish effect dominated my every experience.  Hopefully that’ll not be the case here.  I FIND OUT SOON!

In Other News:

X-MAS - 99% Done (Gabby, Famiree, Doodlepoops)

Work - gotta get to it

UNRELATED:  WTF is this shit

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