Splatterblog!

This has been a super busy week, man.  SUPER.  Work has been 40 different kinds of crazy…and any spare moment I’ve had has been spent totally drained.  Also, I’ve been sick most of the week.  Blech.  Stupid stuff.

I have a ridiculous backlog of projects that I need to get back to.  I’m hoping I can get some of it done this weekend.

Task List:

MajorDouchebag Stuff

Mysterious Universe Stuff

Moving Into The New Place Stuff

PS

After much hulabaloo that kept me from the office for a good, solid two hours (which I’ve since made up for by going back in…twice…and speaking on the phone…a billion times), I took my first shot in the ass today.  Manjam up me bum, peoples!  I left the Doctor’s office feeling more awake than I have in any recent instance that I can call to mind.  That feeling has since tapered off, of course, but I’m hoping it swings back in on the morrow.  Clarity eludes me far more often than it should, and any time I DO obtain it is cause for personal celebration.  The commemorative spirit forced my purchase of chocolate milk.  I marked the occasion with brown Vitamin D and spent the evening feeling positive.

There now exists a globule of thick dude oil in my right ass cheek.  It is embedded deep in the meat of me, and will travel from there to my bloodstream etc in a gradual, lazy manner…unless, y’know, it oozes out the entrance point.  The tiny dude that penetrated me said that it’s a possibility.  Let’s all hope that doesn’t happen.