Proclamation of Epic Proportions
—-WE INTERRUPT YOUR FLIST FOR THE FOLLOWING COMMUNIQUE—-
Code-Slinger States:
Without further ado, I present for your consideration, “MajorDouchebag.com“.
Major Douchebag explores the wide world of Douchebaggery one day at a time. Each day, a new Douchebag will be featured prominently on the front page. It may be a politician, it may be a celebrity, it may be some schmendrick who pops up in some bizarre news story, or it may be that thug girl Wanda from 8th grade who threw my (rather heavy) history book at my face because I wouldn’t give her 50 cents to buy some Lem-O-Lunch cookies from the vending machine. This one’s for you, Wanda. How’s that for passive-agressive?
The fun doesn’t stop there, oh no. Each day’s douche is added to the ‘Douches of Yore‘ database for preservation as stunning specimens of Douche-ism. You can also Suggest-A-Douche to be considered for The Daily Douche. And coming soon, you’ll be able to submit your very own favorite Douchemate(s) to be featured prominenly under the Major Douchebag banner. You can then share the link with friends and laugh, laugh, laugh at your very own douche.
There’s also an RSS feed which updates daily. In fact, if you’re on LiveJournal it’s already set up in syndication at douchefeed. Mosey on over there and add it to your friends list. Go on, I’ll wait.
—-THUS ENDETH COMMUNIQUE—-
