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The Retarded Age

I feel like I should maybe be talking about stuff right now, since my fucking blog is actually working…but now I’m all sleepy.

Maybe someday.  Been kinda busy lately.  Lotsa work @ work, lotsa work outside of work, lotsa blah from Jay 2 tha Emmo.

Thanks,  filthymonkey and effex100.  I’ll go install that Wordpress plugin and see what happens.  I remain confident that the problem is Pow Web, however, and the absolutely infuriating manner in which they arbitrate MySql resources.   They’ve said as much over the phone…it makes me wonder why one of their tech people just today tried to blame my issues on the many images hosted @ Splatterblog.  MEH TO ALL OF IT.  I hate talking to people sometimes.

It’s lonely out here.  My site is forever fucked until I inevitably switch hosts.  Why did I move from Livejournal again?

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I’m Sick Of My Blog Not Working

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Pow Web is the Real Media of Web Hosts.

IT’S TRUE

Well, yeah…it works NOW.  After about 40 bajillionn Universal Rebirth Cycles.  And it’s running slow again anyway.  Code-Slinger says that Wordpress is inherently slow, and part of the problem…but I still say that Pow Web is the main culprit.

I must learn patience.  Breath deep…

I thought the following were senior funnypants juarez:

lol

heee

haaaa

 

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Web Endeavors

First and foremost:

MY GIRLFRIEND’S WEBSITE WAS FEATURED ON DAILY KOS!!!! 

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From the Site:

Yell for Health is a brand new innovative website created to agitate for change in the United States health care system. It’s still in its nascent stages, but Yell for Health’s aim is to collect the stories of individuals who have been victimized by the inefficiency, greed, and waste of the current system in order to give voice to the millions of American men, women, and children who desperately need change in U.S. health care.

This is truly a people-powered movement for change. Yell For Health is not connected to any other organization and it does not represent any industry’s interest. We are just regular people fighting for what we believe are basic human rights.

Baby, I am hella proud of you.  I am so happy that good things are finally happening for you and your endeavors :)

Next and secondly:

Code-Slinger and I have created a petition site to SAVE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!   

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I would appreciate it if everyone could go on over and quickly sign the petition…and share the link with like-minded individuals!

Summary:  My girlfriend creates websites to improve the human condition.  I help create websites to keep nerdscapes thriving.  Which one of us do you think is gonna go to hell?

Zoinks I’m out bitches 

 

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Optimus Prime Speed Photoshop

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Truly amazing.  I would honestly go down on every person reading these words if the experience taught me to draw like this dude.  Seriously.  No nominal interest, either…I’m talking passionate, epic oral.  The kind where my face gets all sticky and I make it look like I’m enjoying myself.

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Here’s a link for peeps that can’t see the above:

Optimus Prime Speed Photoshop.

(None of this applied to the people who read this blog that are related to me, because that shit’s mad gross).

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Re: The Final Episode of Battlestar Galactica

WHAT!?

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Ninjastic Sack Cuppage

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It is good to know that my affectation for all things Scrote is known Pan-Continentally.  Gods bless The Internets!

Submitted to Splatterblog by Ben Grundy :
No!!!!  Not my peaches!!!

I love ninjas but really that is a bit much. It is also pretty much the fighting advice passed down from father to son through the ages: “Go for the nuts, my son.”

*Comments suggest it is Ashida Kims “Ninja Hands of Death” - a leading neo-ninja with some equally impressive sounding books, like “Forbidden Fighting Techniques of the Ninja,” “Ninja Mind Control” and “Ninja Secrets of Invisibility.” Basically kick-ass (or nut-grabbing) ninja reading material.
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Stephen Colbert Breaks Wrist On Set

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NEW YORK (AP) — Stephen Colbert’s disdain for all things left is growing.

The host of “The Colbert Report” revealed on Thursday night’s show that he broke his left wrist while running around the New York studio before taping a recent episode. Colbert removed a large “No. 1″ foam hand to unmask a small cast. ”I didn’t want to draw attention to it. I didn’t want to play on your sympathy,” Colbert said before dramatically grimacing.

The fall happened June 27, before the show went on a two-week hiatus, a spokesman for Comedy Central said Friday. Colbert, 43, was only recently fitted with a cast.

“To be honest, I’m not entirely sure how it happened,” the mock right-wing talk-show host told his audience. “My director Jimmy is suggesting I might have broken my wrist … before the show.”

Slow-motion footage was then shown of Colbert running around the set to “pump up” the crowd. Beyonce Knowles’ “Ring the Alarm” was played over the footage, alluding to the singer’s fall while performing the song during a concert Tuesday in Orlando, Fla.

As Colbert rounded his “C”-shaped desk and headed to high-five his audience, he slipped and fell backward.

“Yeah, that might have been it,” he deadpanned.

Colbert and his cast stopped by the White House on Friday to spread the drama a little further. He and his crew staged a mock briefing in the White House briefing room, where Colbert sat in the front row, raised his wounded limb and was called on by presidential press secretary Tony Snow.

Snow also signed the cast and engaged in a few minutes of banter with Colbert as the cameras rolled. The cast was to be auctioned off later to raise money for military families.

(Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

AP

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Beowulf Looks Amazing

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Check out the trailer here.

Info:

Beowulf is a 2007 fantasy film directed by Robert Zemeckis. The film is an adaptation of the Old English epic poem Beowulf. The film is computer animated and will use motion capture techniques similar to Zemeckis’s The Polar Express. Beowulf will be released on November 16, 2007. Starring the voice talents of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Alison Lohman, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Brendan Gleeson and Angelina Jolie.

The following, however, must be stated:

It is obvious to me that what Zack Snyder did for the zombie genre…he’s also done for the “historical epic” genre.  That trailer HELLA reminds me of 300.  This is not really a BAD thing, per se, because 300 was made of throbbing awesome and Robert Zemeckis is neat-o burrito.

Anyway.

SPEAKING of Zack Snyder, I will now jack a post made by my hirsute Canadian Compatriot (and opinionated movie buff) TheWalkingMan and detail the cast of the upcoming Watchmen flick.  Which is going to RULE you.

 

Via Aint it Cool

 

 Meet The WATCHMEN!!

 

Merrick here…

Official casting news re: WATCHMEN is trickling in…

Jackie Earle Haley is Walter Kovacs / Rorschach

Billy Crudup is Dr. Manhattan

Malin Akerman is Juspeczyk / The Silk Spectre

Matthew Goode is Adrian Veidt / Ozymandias

Patrick Wilson is Nite Owl

Jeffrey Dean Morgan will play The Comedian

More details HERE.

Kind of hard to believe this is FINALLY happening. Frankly, I’ve been expecting it to derail every step of the way. It’s a friggin rush to see it’s actually, truly in motion.

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