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We have made $809.20 before the first fish fillet has even been fried.
Your collective generosity, people, is absolutely staggering. Thank you - all of you, including the random goodwill strangers brought here by the blogs of others - for helping my Mom in her time of need. I swear by all I hold Holy that I shan’t use your donations for new Transformers.
I’ve been rendered rather wordless. I feel like a douche for putting this out there in the first place, but what you’ve done (and continue to do…as it seems money is still rolling in) will truly help the family’s situation a great deal.
“Thanks” just doesn’t seem enough. It is my sincere hope that the karmic implications of your assistance deeply impact your lives…in a fashion that reverberates throughout the totality of them. I want the echoes of your charity to clang against the confines of your skulls. Feel good about yourselves, and don’t forget that you’ve done a positive thing here. I know I sure as hell won’t.
Sphere: Related ContentSO. Everyone here should probably know by now what the deal is with my mom…if not, allow me to summarize with some TL;DR. Fucking Splatterblog just ate a good chunk of this post, so I’m gonna have to use linkage:
We finally got to take her home on Friday, 05/16/08. Tons more has happened that I’ve omitted. It’s been a rough couple of months. Her being trapped at the hospital for so long…scared, confused, not able to trust her own brains…probably the worst aspect of all of this. She still talks crazy sometimes. Cannot walk, or go to the bathroom without assistance…but even the most casual observer can see that she’s improved drastically. We get conflicting data from her 2 docs - one, her oncologist, who says she does NOT have cancer and that the chemo port installation was just a precautionary measure, and TWO - her doc at the hospital, who says that she does INDEED still have cancer and was a total bag of dicks when he dropped the news. We find out in a month after her next MRI what the actual deal is, and we remain hopeful.
Duppy55 scant moments before Brain Surgery:
Duppy55 a few weeks after Brain Surgery:
However - and this here is where we get down to the meat and potatoes - the Social Security benefits are still potentially a year off. Our combined personal savings are gonna run out in three months.
CUE THE FISH FRY.
FUCK THE BREAST CANCER FISH FRY BENEFIT!!
“Come join our family for some food and fun as we help raise money for Ann “Duppy” Maynard!”
Sunday, May 25th from 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM
The Lucky Strike Bar
130 North Broadway street
Fellsmere, Florida
32948
LIFE UNDAH DA SEE, is bedda den anyting dey got up dere!
da sea weed is always greenah, in sum bod ee else-
HOLY TAPDANCING FUCK
AHHHH
CHRIST WTF
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Sphere: Related ContentI am now leaving the office to take my Mother home from the hospital, which has released her into my Father’s care.
Thankyougoodbye.
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